10 Strangest WWE Merchandise Items People Actually Bought

By Jamie Kennedy /

2. 'Always Pounding Ass' T-Shirt

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It'd be interesting to pin down WWE's marketing boffins and ask them exactly who a t-shirt proudly displaying the phrase, 'Always Pounding Ass' was aimed at. Simply tacking on 'Bar & Grill' at the end isn't enough to dissuade those who may feel a tad tentative about wearing this one out in public.

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Faarooq and Bradshaw (collectively known as The APA) had some great shirts during their run. The 'Don't Take This Ass Whippin' Personally' design is a tremendous example of that, but things were taken too far later on.

Anyone who enjoyed the ass-kicking antics of The Acolytes Protection Agency on WWE TV would view the 'Always Pounding Ass' t-shirt as just a little out-there. It's hard to identify just who would feel comfortable wearing this.

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WWE should have paused to think before release, and this shirt has since become just another example of mis-reading the core audience watching at the time.

Why don't they re-release this one for kids today and offend every demographic?

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