Many people dont know this, but I actually came up with TNA, and it was supposed to mean EXACTLY what you think it was supposed to mean (Tits and Ass!). TOTAL NON-STOP ACTION, was just designed to be the EXPLANATION if anybody ever asked. Originally TNA was to be adult-orientated, with adult storylines, harsh language and nudity. Thats why it was originally pitched as a pay-per-view show, rather than a network one. Unfortunately, over the years, TNA became just another wrestling show. When I originally came up with it, it was entitled, Bitch Slap, and it was going to be the GLOW of the 2000s! I pitched it as a weekly pay per view to Direct TV alongside Jeremy Borash, long before TNA was first pitched. Direct TV loved it, but we didnt have the 'know about' to get the funding. I actually met with GLOWs David McLane prior to the pitch. The concept was based around R-Rated female characters with such names as Birdy Hole-4-One (Professional Golfer), Beastie Ally (do I really need to explain?), and Tag Team Champions Moose Knuckle and Camel Toe (again, no explanation necessary).