10 Things Vince McMahon Has In Common With A Small Child

10. He Quickly Tires Of New Toys

The average two-point-four children home doubles as a toy graveyard.

A child has an abysmal attention span, and if that child is lucky, they are spoiled rotten by their extended family and receive sacks of gifts on their birthday, many of which go barely used if they're even removed from the box.

No batteries?

Then no dice, guy: by the time you forget to add a box of AAs to the shopping list, that toy, shunted down the side of the wardrobe, will never see the light of day again. Have you ever tried to assemble a marble run? Even Pat Patterson would struggle to put that thing together.

A dinosaur complete with a roaring effect; a remote control car; every other wrestler to appear on Raw and SmackDown over the last couple of decades: they're all the same.

Vince pushed - or will push, the correct tense is tough to determine at time of writing - a wrestler for a few weeks. Then, when he gets frustrated that he can't get them to work, into the wardrobe they go.

Tucker sharing space with a school uniform that you haven't got round to taking to the charity shop yet: it's a cruel mental image, but that's Vince for you.