10 Things You Should Miss About ECW

10. Joel Gertner's Filthy Mouth

Joel Gertner was the mouth of ECW - and what a filthy mouth it was! Possessing a degree in dirty limericks (or so one might assume), Gertner spent a lot of time accompanying the Dudley Boyz to the ring, but shined just as bright on his own, because you simply couldn't censor the guy.

Lines like "It is I, hotter than Tobasco sauce but loads easier to swallow the Quintessential studmuffin and a good God damn handsome man, and a man who's got more game than Parker brothers Joel "I'm young, I'm hung, & I'm skilled with my tounge" Gertner" are among those actually printable, but when it came to Gertner, the filthier, the better.

While the WWE did bring him back for the original ECW: One Night Stand PPV in 2005 (an event so popular demand crashed the WWE's website), there was no way to employ him long term given the R-rated nature of his material. So while he's gone, Gertner's not forgotten, and lives on in infamy on Youtube.