logo Featured Topics Film WWE TV Gaming Comics Music Offbeat Quizzes 10 Things WWE Fans Need To Know About Kalisto By Marcus K. Dowling / April 2, 2015 4. Kalisto Is Married So, okay. The idea that Kalisto was to be called up to the main roster as a homosexual hairdresser was pretty terrible. Here's the main reason why... He's married. To a woman. Named Abigail. Pagination ←Previous Next→