10 Times WWE SmackDown Went Too Far

10. Sh*gged To Death

Thanks to the work by Paul Heyman's celebrated 'SmackDown Six' and solid protection of the Brock Lesnar/Kurt Angle story, watching the blue brand wasn't hard in 2003. Or not as hard as the contents of Al Wilson's underpants during his deranged wedding to Dawn Marie, anyway.

Fresh off his divorce from daughter Torrie's mother, jolly old Al appeared with eyes wandering quicker than verbal delivery. A charm and charisma black hole to the point where the black hole itself sort of became charming and charismatic, Al's exhibition of what Dawn could enjoy on their...ahem...killer honeymoon during the nuptials should have told us how close the fatal attraction was.

Having a bit too much of a good time writing this very bad thing, Vince McMahon booked his choice of death through the interior lives of his ridiculous television characters. Wilson f*cked 'til his heart stopped.

Much like when Steve Austin held a toy gun to his head, the Chairman hadn't stopped p*ssing himself. Marie and Wilson fought over his open casket, lacking the remarkable acting chops Al did as he lay there completely motionless.

"Look at Dawn!" was 50% of the Michael Cole/Tazz running gag on commentary at the time. It'd become 100% of her act soon after...