10 Ways WWE Treats Its Fans Like Idiots

By Andrew Soucek /

9. They Don't Adhere To Logic

Imagine that you€™re in a fight with someone that put your company out of business over a decade ago. Because of their involvement, many of your friends lost their jobs, you lost money and your competitor took complete control of the market place. You finally get the chance to get even with them, but then they cheat to beat you up by nearly murdering you with a sledgehammer. When it€™s all over, would you shake their hand? This is what happened with Sting and HHH at WrestleMania 31. In what world, or any version of reality, would Sting be totally fine with the man who nearly killed him, and actually talk about how much he respects him later on? Regular logic says this would not happen. WWE logic says €œSure. Why not?€ That's just one example. How about Kane transforming into demon Kane, complete with red lights and smoke in the back of an ambulance? How about WWE ignoring everything he's done over the past 18 years, and pretending he's a good employee for a joke? Why does El Torito think he's an actual bull? Why did Curtis Axel think he was Hulk Hogan? How did Kevin Nash text himself from HHH's phone? How did the Gobbledy Gooker get inside that giant egg? This is a clearly a 30 year problem. Anyway, back to the original example. If you paid attention at WrestleMania, just five months later your intelligence was insulted, because what you saw earlier in the year, and what you see now, makes no sense. Not a single announcer will bother questioning the logic either. Just go along with the storyline, and hope, or assume that no one will ask questions. You're on your own to figure this stuff out.