10 Weirdest Abandoned WWE Moments

10. Kevin Owens: Loveable Slob

Christ, no wonder he's f*cking off to AEW.

His second (at a minimum) strange, abandoned storyline in a career defined by drift, Kevin Owens in early 2019 provided his fans with updates about his upcoming return, which was strange, since he was a heel when he was written off. No longer: he filmed a vignette in the bowling alley, where he spent time with his family, threw a gutter ball and told an unseen friend to "shut up". He was a self-deprecating fella with a modest disposition now. He also tried out pineapple on pizza, but he didn't like it, because what's the deal with pineapple on pizza?!

This was an attempt to present Owens as a humble schlub everyman who just said what was on your mind and did the things that you did - not like that pious leftist snob c*nt, Daniel Bryan, right guys?

What a self-righteous woke prick, with his highfalutin commie talk. Somebody oughta shut that pale f*cker all the way up, and who better than Kevin Owens? This is a man who doesn't eat pineapple on his pizza. He eats fuggin' meat.

This version of Owens never made it to TV, because Kofi Kingston emerged as Bryan's organic rival ahead of WrestleMania 35.

Captain Murica Owens didn't make it to the MetLife, which is just as well. It wasn't remotely convincing, since...