10 Weirdest Ways To Earn A Wrestling Title Shot

6. Be American

Was the Patriot truly a patriot?

Something was up with the Patriot. He wore stars and stripes on his tights. He wore stars and stripes on his mask. He waved a flag. We get it, Del. American patriots are very patriotic, in a manner that is almost scary to the rest of us, who don't sob when they happen to hear their national anthem. The mask was a giveaway. True patriots are proud, godd*mnit! What was he hiding under there?

Was he some sort of A-RAB?!

And wasn't it rather convenient that he just so happened to arrive in the WWF when an anti-American crusader held the winged eagle? The Patriot claimed he was prepared to teach a lesson to whomever talked bad on his country, but it just so happened to be the WWF Champion.

He stood up for 'MURICA, endured a kicking from the Hart Foundation, and suddenly found himself in a match against Bret Hart two weeks removed from his debut.

Theoretically, one could simply assume and manifest the most loathed trait of your intended, gilded rival immediately after signing with a company. Hey, if AJ Styles retains the United States Title at Clash of Champions, simply turn up to WWE as a homosexual to earn an Opportunity!