10 Weirdest Wrestling Characters (That Didn’t Work)

By Chris Quicksilver /

5. Perry Saturn, Mop Lover

A genuinely good wrestler, Perry Saturn was never properly utilized by the WWF. So, what do you do with a solid, experienced, tough guy wrestler? You make him fall in love with a mop, that€™s what. For some reason, WWF creative came to believe that Perry Saturn would be a bigger draw if he fell in love with an inanimate object. By the time Raven ruthlessly chucked €˜Moppy€™ into the chipper, WWE fans the world over breathed a collective sigh of relief, although none was more relieved to see the end of Moppy than Saturn himself. In a recent shoot interview, Saturn claimed that he was once thrown out of a hotel for having a dildo strapped to his head whilst barrelling towards a naked woman on a water slide. Now THAT€™S an inanimate object gimmick with potential!