10 Worst Decisions We Have Made As The Authority Of WWE

10. Called Up EC3, And Did Nothing With Him

We inherited the roster.

This isn't an excuse, please understand. We're not doing the English football manager thing of blaming a big immobile lump of a centre forward for an inability to play high-intensity gegenpress football. We know that it is our job to shape our strategy around our personnel. You adapt, or you perish, as Triple H is fond of reminding us.

Luckily for us, billions of TV dollars have allowed us to cast EC3 aside into the reserve squad of Main Event. He might request a loan move back to Impact, or something, but again, we don't have to. There is no governing body for professional wrestling.

We, the core wrestling crowd beloved of workrate and such, didn't ask for EC3. And so we have done nothing with him. Call it a certain ineptitude on our part if you will, a certain negligence. In EC3, we have a charismatic, witty talker with the ability to project a rare, inherent star power, of the sort that naturally springs storylines. He could star as the "Top 1%" of a doubles act who chastises his opponent for doing all the work and losing, thus setting up a singles programme. That storyline took literally one minute to dream up.

But he can't wrestle a ****1/4 RAW match, so we just stuck the poor prick in front of a mirror.