2. Brian Pillman (S.T.O.M.P By JAKKS Pacific - 1997)
The S.TO.M.P line returns to haunt us again and this time it's the Loose Cannon, Brian Pillman that's getting the crappy likeness treatment. The reason Pillman makes the cut here isn't to do with the stupid gear that accompanies him (including a rifle and what looks like a bulletproof vest). Instead, it's his terrifying facial expression, which creeps me out to no need. Don't believe me? Take a closer look.... Terrified, no? Pillman looks possessed in this picture and the knife to his left accentuates the fact that he looks like he could murder somebody at any second. On TV, Pillman was a villain but he always had a cheeky smile that he used to crack. Jakks ignored that and decided to make him a stark raving lunatic. To top it all off, it looks like he's wearing eye liner for reasons which have never been clear to me.