10 Wrestlers Set For A Big Push Following WrestleMania 35

10. Lacey Evans

Lacey Evans admirably performed her version of the John Cena Five Moves of Doom bump routine at the Royal Rumble earlier this year; she fell over and immediately got back up with a sense of urgency, only to fall emphatically to the mat once more.

The problem is that she wasn't meant to be bumping for John Cena. She was meant to be on offence.

Against Natalya.

Lacey is armed with a certain presence, but more importantly, a certain look beloved of the two ageing perverts at the helm. She is blonde, she is conventionally attractive, and she is statuesque. There is but one drawback, in that she is southern - the realisation of which might explain why she was ordered back to Gorilla suddenly at Elimination Chamber - but all reports point to a major push on Lacey's horizon.

Dave Meltzer has reported that WWE sees a real marketability in Lacey, on account of her background as a U.S. Marine, which is f*cking weird, since she portrays a lady of high society. Her character is tonally, totally at odds with the background WWE wishes to exploit, but parsing any logic from Lacey Evans, who simply walks out and back again with no explanation, is physically painful. WWE wishes to push a performer woefully unprepared for the role because that performer is deemed cosmetically pleasing. That makes perfect sense.

Well, it makes no sense, but it makes WWE sense.