10 Wrestlers Who Gambled On A New Catchphrase

10. Mr. Ass: No Psychology

Mr. Ass had a fabulous, well-manicured ass, and he loved the asses of other people.

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He loved to love 'em, he loved to kick 'em, he loved to shove 'em, he loved to stick 'em. He also loved to flaunt 'em, which was as dumb as a Ryback King Corbin baby because he only had one ass, as prominent as it was. Mr. Ass - Jesus Christ, imagine calling the Rock Mr. Eyebrow - sure loved asses. He was fixated on asses. There wasn't enough time in the world to dedicate to this obsession of his. So many asses, so little time...

So it was rather strange that, for a few weeks in the gross Vince Russo WWF, he unveiled a new catchphrase. "Two in the pink...one in the stink!" he'd say, as a call and response.

Three in the stink, surely. He didn't call himself Mr. Puss.

Was it successful?

Genuinely, your writer can't be too sure whether this actually happened or not. Conducting a colonoscopy of Google does yield very slight corroboration, but this might be shared Mandela Effect. So no.

It was not successful.

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