WWE.comAnother guy that could easily have made it into porn without changing his name is Jake The Snake Roberts. Of course, a grown man that refers to it as The Snake is pretty scary, but were reasonably certain there would be a market for it. ...In Germany. He had a moustache, too. AND it was bigger than Whippers. Of course, wrestling fans the world over know that The Snake part refers to Jakes pet python (often named Damien or Lucifer) and that Roberts is a wrestling legend one of the great masters of ring psychology, no less but, to the uninitiated, youd have to wonder about a man called Jake The Snake, wouldnt you? Just imagine being in a grimy back alley as a grubby looking fella wearing a long trench coat offers you a Jake The Snake video. Creepy. Actually, that argument falls a little short, because if you imagine ANYONE selling you ANYTHING in a grimy back alley itll seem fairly dodgy... ...Besides, nobody watches videos anymore. In addition, a grown man that refers to it as Lucifer is REALLY scary. Now were in snuff film territory. And frankly, f*ck that.