10 Wrestlers With GIGANTIC Balls

Testes of mettle.

By Michael Sidgwick /

Every professional wrestler has big balls and as such all are inherently worthy of one's respect, except Baron Corbin.

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Even running the ropes looks like it f*ckin' knacks. Taking a bump is famously compared to absorbing a low-speed car crash, and watching this in the context of training, isolated without the buzz of the crowd or the manic selling of commentary, throws it into sharp relief. Even the echoing sound of the bump hurts the person watching.

To dedicate oneself to a career of gradual self-destruction in a low-paying industry relative to other forms of sports and entertainment requires a big set. That set is too often shrunken down, which harms the perception of a pro wrestler - "Sure 74 year-old boss, I'll do a job to Riddick Moss because I can't do a goddamn thing about it, can I?" - but Ricochet propels himself several feet into the air every single night. He could and perhaps soon will job to Kona Reeves with tears in his eyes on the Largo loop, and you'd still feel a certain admiration for him.

They all have big balls...but gigantic?

Honourable mentions go to Finn Bálor, Virgil, Katsuyori Shibata, Daniel Bryan and Matt Riddle, if the outline of their hogs are anything to go by...

10. Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon once attempted to take down Harley Race when he refused to hand over the NWA World Heavyweight Championship to him. Harley Race for the uninitiated was harder than you are for the idea of Sister Abigail as Bray Wyatt's goth valet.

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Vince McMahon arms-out strutted through a crowd of death threats to break the sacred code of the old territorial system. Vince McMahon pestered a grieving widow 24 hours after the death of her husband to absolve his company of any complicity in his death. Vince McMahon once pitched an incest storyline to his own daughter. Vince McMahon operates with such a single-minded best-for-business mentality that he has for years - for a lifetime - laughed at the criticism he feels well beyond and told his fans, on and offscreen, that they are simply incapable of having valid complaints. We don't even know what we want, we are that dumb, and we proven this to him by cheering wildly for "each and every" one of his post-Royal Rumble 2015 appearances.

This man does, in fact, have balls the size of grapefruits.

We continue to spit out the seeds to this day, as Vince teabags our feelings on the regular.

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