10 Wrestling April Fools That Would Really Suck

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6. The Undertaker Pitches Iron Man Match With Kane

It's hardly news that's hot off the press, but The Undertaker's in-ring career appears to be winding down quicker than ever before. Admittedly, the big man looked good against Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania, but the million dollar question is just how long 'Taker can continue turning in big performances on the grand stage, the human body can only take so much punishment. Now that Undertaker has defeated Wyatt, attention will inevitably turn to just who 'The Deadman' will be paired with next year. There's a good chance that WrestleMania 32 could actually be the swansong of one of the best characters pro wrestling has ever thrown up, so here's hoping WWE make it a good one. One of the absolute worst things that could happen would be if The Undertaker wanted to face Kane one last time at 'Mania. Fans have been battered over the head with this match many times, to increasingly less fanfare, so it's unlikely this one would be greeted with many cheers. Even worse, it'd be an absolute tragedy if 'Taker decreed he wanted to square off with his storyline brother in an Iron Man Match. Please God, no.