10 Wrestling Props You Totally Don't Remember

10. Lanny Poffo's Frisbees

WWE is and always was a content company that functions to market its sport entertainers, and in order to maximise merchandise opportunities, several independent contractors were handed t-shirts or toy props with the idea that the kids would pester the parents into buying them at intermission.

"Yes, Timmy, if you promise not to be a little tw*t on the drive home, I'll give in and buy you foam Legion of Doom shoulder pads/Bret Hart's sunglasses/a DX t-shirt that doubles as a request for fellatio".

On the subject of fellatio, a man able to administer it to himself - on account of having an elephant leg of a cack - had a rather unique idea to supplement his income. Early in his WWF career, 'Leaping' Lanny Poffo walked to the ring with a frisbee on which a self-penned poem mocking his heel opponent was printed. He'd read it, toss it into the crowd, and hope the disappointed kid who didn't catch it would beg their guardian for a replica. It's not certain any were made, which probably explains how it made this list.

Seems pointlessly expensive; if Poffo wanted to throw something that would reach the last rows, he could have simply used the lasso that is his c*ck.