10 WWE Legends You Won't Believe Are STILL Wrestling

10. The Warlord

Without meaning to appear too insensitive, given the Warlord's age (61), his self-confessed steroid use, and a resulting physique that was preposterous even by the standards of an era in which virtually every wrestler was artificially inflated to superhero levels, it would be equally surprising to see Martin "Farmer" Burns appear on this list.

Compounding all of the above, the Warlord was severely injured in two separate vehicular accidents after winding down his prime wrestling years, which were never great. The rule-proving exception was that unfathomably great match against the British Bulldog at WrestleMania VII. That was laid out immaculately. Lean, dramatic, economical. Go back and watch it!

You can also somehow watch the Warlord live in 2023.

The matches probably aren't great, but looking at the Cagematch records, he doesn't outstay his welcome. He worked a tight five minutes against the Rock N' Roll Express on July 1, in which neither team likely did anything, but was probably still a fun smoke and mirrors attraction.

In an incidental but not uninteresting trivia note, Warlord is mates with 50 Cent having performed bodyguard duties for him.

Who did he team with...?