10 WWE Moments That Just Left Us Confused

10. Don Muraco's Maths

Over a decade before The Rock's electrifying verbiage enraptured audiences, his '80s namesake Don Muraco was leaving them scratching their heads at his stupefying own.

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One of the most memorable examples of the Magnificent One's tie-dyed tongue-twisters came shortly after he triumphed in WWE's first ever King of the Ring. In a promo which had 'Mean' Gene Okerlund doing his best to suppress giggles, the new sovereign took aim at rival Ricky Steamboat and his new partner The Junkyard Dog. Referencing the number 64 on his football jersey, Muraco rambled, "it's time and numbers and space. 64, maybe 65, but maybe 46 to somebody else's eyes - and we're gonna be in your face."

The nonsense probably didn't encourage any further interest in his Nassau Coliseum blow-off, but sales of Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time reportedly went up. We give this promo a 64, maybe 65 out of 46.

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