10 WWE One-Offs So Bad You Forgot They Existed

10. Super Porky

Behold babyface Otis before that even existed.

In 2005, short-lived character Palmer Cannon told SmackDown GM Teddy Long that WWE needed some new ideas. So, Palmer introduced the "Junior's Division" and claimed little people wrestling would do big ratings. It didn't, obviously, because people aren't idiots and viewed this as just another temporary distraction the company would get bored with quickly.

You might recall some of the "Juniors" who did their thing on episodes of SmackDown and/or Velocity, but you probs don't remember Super Porky. He only appeared once - Porky was shown eating ham during a backstage skit with Long on the 21 October 2005 edition of Smackers.

It was as thrilling as it sounds, but was pro wrestling's latest attempt to mock overweight men and women for having an eating disorder. Now, the actual ham-eating was harmless, but... Super f'n Porky? Wrestling has always been a literal business stacked full of one-dimensional characters, and yet this somehow managed to take the p*ss with that concept.