10 WWE Stars We Aren't Allowed To Like

10. Becky Lynch

Why wouldn't you like Becky Lynch?

She's massively endearing. Watch her receive a pair of custom sneakers here. How can you not glow inside at the sight of this unbridled joy? She is, demonstrably, an awesome person. She is also, demonstrably, an excellent babyface pro wrestler, able to conjure genuine emotion from audiences through her hard-luck charisma, authentic selling, and roaring comebacks. It is nice when nice people win. Everybody likes Becky Lynch, apart from Corey Graves, but he's since turned into a bit of a cringeworthy bootlick, so it's not as if we're in good company.

Do you like Becky Lynch?

Tough t*tties!

She isn't Charlotte Flair. You should like Charlotte Flair more. She's Ric Flair's daughter, thus allowing us to further mine his legacy, and we built her from scratch in the Performance Center. She is also blonde.

This isn't mere entitled fan behaviour. We aren't defying WWE's narrative with our own contrarian, idealised version of it. WWE defied its own narrative by portraying Becky as a deserving, sympathetic figure, whose dreams were dealt a crushing blow at the last second, and expecting us not to identify with the poor sod.