10 WWE Stars With Laughably Bad Music Careers

10. Macho Man Randy Savage

The less-celebrated sequel to the Mega Powers Explosion saw Macho Man Randy Savage call out Hulk Hogan not with a wrestling promo, but a rap song.

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An amazingly terrible rap song.

Given that his most famous offering - 'Be A Man', from the self-titled album of the same name - is a diss track aimed at the Hulkster, the beat is a bit too chipper to convey any sense of menace. It sounds like an awful Eminem B-side. Savage seeks to impress early with a rapid-fire "hot diggity d*mn", instantly drawing an unflattering comparison to Twista, before launching his tirade proper. He also draws another unflattering comparison with his, ahem, appropriated language of "You used to be hard Hogan, now you done turned soft". Elsewhere, Savage's bars are less than savage, but almost endearing - "I'ma kick you in the button, wash your mouth out with soap" - though he does pick low-hanging fruit by mocking, without a hint of irony, Hogan's extracurricular entertainment exploits.

Honestly, it's not laughably bad, but that's likely bargaining because we so dearly love the Macho Man.

In the squared circle, not the rap game.

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