Randy Poffo? Likely a devout follower of some faith. Randy Savage, he of "now is the time and space is the place" fame? Absolutely a card carrying Scientologist. I can't believe that he didn't whip out his membership card when on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous or the Arsenio Hall Show. As well, it's amazing that in promos that he never mentioned Xenu or auditing his opponents. At times it certainly appeared as though he had brainwashed Miss Elizabeth, and let's absolutely leave no doubt that he had brainwashed Queen Sherri. As well, I'm certain that Savage claimed in promos that he could not be psychoanalyzed. Also, I'm sure that Randy Savage's hand was shaking so much when he created the Megapowers with Hulk Hogan because it actually contained a Scientology friendly "e-meter." But, yeah. If there were a WWE star who would have been a PERFECT fit in the Church of Scientology, it's absolutely the Macho Man.