10 WWE Superstars You Won't Believe Are Still Employed

By Tom Gibbs /

9. The Great Kahli

It€™s baffling to see Kahli€™s name on the roster page even though his prime years (if one can even call those years €œprime) have come and gone. Kahli€™s probably a sweet guy who loves his job and has good relations with the people backstage, but how the heck is he still allowed to wrestle on television? He has a limited set of moves, and those moves that he performs always look stiff and awkward, it always feels like Kahli€™s leg is going to snap whenever he tries climbing over the ropes, and he talks like he has a bag of marbles in his mouth. Yes, he€™s the tallest man on the roster, and of course Vince McMahon has always favored the bigger men, but even Giant Gonzalez never lasted as long as Kahli has. Right now, Kahli is mostly used for comedy segments and matches where it€™s fun to watch a big man beat up the much smaller looking heel. Then he does a little dance and everybody goes home happy. It€™s been eight years, WWE. How much longer does he have left?