10 WWE Tough Enough Applicants That Don't Stand A Chance

10. Mike The Maleficent Love Machine

What Mike The Maleficent Love Machine lacks in size and athleticism he more than makes up for in the form of hyperactivity. 

Does he have the look? No, but he does have a look. His hearts-for-eyes along with his rugged chest hair help distract the viewer from the fact that he's not too keen on the anaerobic exercise.

Mike has already thought out his creative ventures after he wins Tough Enough. He plans on kicking Triple H in the d***, taking his woman, then making out with her "all the time." He also aspires to suplex WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins off of a cage to win his title.

While Mike could have (and probably should have) become a trained wrestler and honed his craft on the indies, he had instead opted for playing No Mercy seven hours a day for the last decade of his life.

That much video game playing doesn't necessarily prepare a person for the realities that await them inside the squared circle but it is a really sweet game. So not all is lost for Mike.