Wait. Hornswoggle is still employed by WWE? As in he's still receiving a paycheck from them? Apparently this is the case, despite not appearing on television since October of 2014. Where can I get that job? Sure, Swoggle suffered an injury, which has kept him out of action for a bit, but it's not like he was hired for his wrestling abilities in the first place. He was hired to ruin major angles like the Anonymous GM and Vince McMahon's son! Okay, maybe not, but to Vince, he's just a barrel of laughs due to his short stature. Also working against Swoggle is that he was busted on the wellness policy this year. In fact, he was the only one caught by WWE's own testing! Maybe the 71-year-old man has finally found out that laughing at someone due to their height isn't that funny. Eh, probably not. Still, there can't be many great reasons for paying someone if they're never going to be used.