Okay, dredging this up is where we immediately regret ever having thought of doing this. Deep breaths, calm blue ocean... So, when Chavo Guerrero, Jr. chose to denounce his Hispanic heritage, he decided to be as white as he could be... literally, as he even changed his name to Kerwin White. As part of his gimmick, he was a golfer, and so he drove a golf cart down to the ring, complete with his bag of clubs in the back so that he could get in a game at any time. And by "get in a game," we mean "beat his opponents senseless with them." Eventually, he adopted a "caddy"/enforcer in Nick Nemeth, who would later go on to greater fame in another entry on this list, and later still become known as current (as of this writing) Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler. As for Kerwin? That gimmick hooked straight into a water hazard after the late, great Eddie Guerrero passed on, leading to Chavo assuming his family name once again to carry on the Guerrero legacy.