7. Bray Wyatt Wins The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
To a number of sources, Braun Strowman remains a consensus pick, but there's been word that the office is finally realizing he's as seasoned as a slab of concrete, and with about as much mobility. Sadly, he was rushed to the roster too soon, due to his size proximity to a three-story walk-up, and the lack of audience faith is noticeable. Wyatt makes the most sense for a winner. He's been diminished and taken for granted for far too long, and he could use a win to re-establish himself. Then the Wyatts can use the trophy and a Ouija board to contact Andre in the beyond and ask him if a giant should lose as many meaningless matches as Big Show has. Just for a goof.