12 Greatest Fictional Hometowns In Wrestling History
13. The Cosmos
AAA's astronaut luchador Aerostar hails from wrestling's least specific hometown: "The Cosmos." It's technically correct, but spectacularly unhelpful. You can't NOT be from the Cosmos, it literally encompasses all of existence. He's from the entirety of the Universe as an abstract concept, great, but where do they send his checks? Do they just leave his payment out on the curb in cash, and it just gets pulled up in a tractor beam overnight? Do they use pesos in space, or does he have to change them over to spaceos?
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AAA, if you're reading this, any and all complaints about Aerostar using the Cosmos as if it's a distinct location would immediately be forgotten if he were managed by Neil DeGrasse Tyson. We've got a bad-ass over here, indeed.
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