14 WTF Moments From WWE SmackDown Live (April 18)

8. Vince McMahon Likes Veins In The Right Places

Having a body so full of veins it looks like he only eats spaghetti won't hinder Jinder, but it sure as heck will come as a (Kinder) surprise that he's the new number one contender for the WWE Title.

We bet he gets loads of swipes on Tinder, and his career is now as hot as a cinder.

Oh boy, sorry.

Seriously though, real talk for a second. Why - of all the candidates possible - have WWE made Jinder freakin' Mahal the top contender for Randy Orton? Is Backlash secretly a taping for Saturday Night's Main Event or something?

The end is nigh.