15 Worst Catchphrases In Wrestling History
15. "If You Don't Know, Now You Know" - Christian Cage
Oh, Christian. Poor, poor Christian. As with most former tag teamers, he was destined to live in the shadow of his more successful counterpart, Edge. Christian may have given himself the name "Captain Charisma" while in TNA, but most fans would agree that it was the Rated-R Superstar who had more of the razzle dazzle.
Christian was always on point in the ring, but he never quite had that 'it factor' on the microphone. His delivery was clunky, his tone was usually a little off-kilter, and his phrasing was... well... a little baffling at times.
"If you don't know, now you know" is wildly confusing from a grammatical standpoint, and not only that, but it was lifted directly from a Notorious B.I.G. song. Yes, Christian Cage, quite possibly the cheesiest white dude on the card at all times, was quoting Biggie Smalls on the regular.
I mean, if you really have to use one of his lyrics, why not, "Those that rushes my clutches get put on crutches"?
Besides, Road Dogg had a much better version years earlier with, "If you didn't know, your ass better call somebody."