16 Most Illustrious Fake Families In Wrestling History

16. The Dicks

Remember 2005/06 WWE? Of course you don't, it was an absolute black hole, but keep reading anyway. In an era when the tag team division was ruled by such all time non-greats as The Mexicools and the Heidenreich version of the Road Warriors, the fraternal tandem of Chad and James Dick scraped the bottom of the barrel. They worked a Chippendales gimmick, including a spot in which they would repeatedly find ways to blind their opponents with a spray of warm baby oil.

Great Muta they weren't.

The Dick brothers originally came from OVW, where they competed as Chad and Tank Toland, variously described as either brothers or cousins.

They were known as the Blond Bombers, and despite not using weaponized body oil to win matches, Ray Stevens and Pat Patterson they (also) weren't.