The Movie: Young, beautiful, somewhat crazy Paige leads a coven of similarly nutty vampires, as they traverse the American mid-west snacking on whichever handsome young men take their fancy. Maybe they're in a band too, or hell, maybe they're a troupe of professional wrestlers. Either way, it needs to be R-rated and gory as hell. Why It'd Be Awesome: Paige has a superbly singular look in the ring, and it would translate perfectly to a cinematic reminder that not all vampires are sparkly. Plus, it's got to be a better vehicle for her than her recently wrapped project with The Miz, Santa's Little Helper, right? If the cast is padded out with a fine group of young up-and-coming actresses for Paige to command, then this could be super-sexy and ultra-violent all at the same time. That said, the PG Era likely explains why the British Diva is being rather awkwardly placed in a holiday movie instead.