17 WTF Moments From WWE Raw (April 17)

4. Big Sweaty Thighs

In Michael Cole's world, just one of Braun Strowman's thighs weighs a colossal 205lbs. This means that his legs alone are at least 410lbs.

Meanwhile, the man's entire body is billed by WWE as 385lbs, meaning Coley-woley has been smoking some wacky-baccy before episodes of Raw. Far be it from us to cast such aspersions, but that's a much less embarrassing reason than 'Michael Cole was talking utter tripe'.

This also confirms that lying is the most fun Michael Cole can have without taking her clothes off.