18 WWE WrestleMania 36 Impulse Reactions

18. Cesaro Vs. Drew Gulak

Just a month or so on from having an absolute banger opener at Elimination Chamber with Daniel Bryan, Drew Gulak made history as the first wrestler to ever stride out on WWE's 'Grandest Stage' in front of absolutely nobody.

His arrival inadvertently drew online disdain, but it was less to do with the former Cruiserweight Champion and more the total lack of a f*cking pirate ship in that haunted Performance Center.

At least it wasn't anger he could hear - though he could have made a pin dropping midway through all the grunts and groans of a painfully perfunctory opening match on the show's irritating Kickoff. His match with the 'Swiss Superman' was infinitely preferable to Corey Graves and Peter Rosenberg chuntering on (anything would have been), but other than Michael Cole seemingly working earpiece-free, there wasn't really much to take from it.

Cesaro's hands-free airplane spin was a decent enough way to put Gulak away, but the pair didn't batter each other for such a stupid cause. Good for them. Less so for us.

This was genuinely historic, and you will never ever watch it again.