20 Most Horrifically Stupid Things That Ever Happened In WWE

By John Canton /

15. Choppy Choppy On Val Venis' Pee Pee

Val Venis was the porn star that loved the ladies. When he feuded with Kaientai in 1998 it was revealed that he had an affair with Mr. Yamaguchi-san's wife. Once they found out, Yamaguchi sent Kaientai after Venis. There was an infamous promo where Yamaguchi took a knife to a sausage that was on a cutting board and he cut through it. Then he proclaimed the following: "I choppy choppy your pee pee!" Then he laughed. Val looked concerned. A week later, Kaientai got Venis in a back room where they tied his hands together. They had a shot of the room where they showed that Venis was naked and they were set to do the "choppy choppy" on him. Then the lights went out, Venis managed to escape unharmed and that was the end of that. This was a bizarre form of WWE style entertainment that people that saw it will never forget while those that missed will wonder what the hell they were thinking.