Whoa! This is the army haircut of all army haircuts. This is the haircut that John Cenas scalp sees and says buddy you need to cool it on the military look. This is particularly weird because while Owen Hart absolutely had a beauty of a buzz cut for a while there, he is far better known for his stringy long hair slicked back with water. He was so well known with that hairstyle in fact that the picture on the box of the real Owen Hart has him sporting this style. So the figure on the box and the figure in the box look completely and utterly different. Brilliant. But also of real importance here, what is with the skin tone? Was Owen suffering from some sort of kidney condition where his skin glowed a subtle shade of Simpson?