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18. Santino Marella’s Cobra Is Cancelled

In a backstage segment, Santino Marella wistfully reminisced over a bygone era with Torrie Wilson and Alicia Fox, before something low-key bizarre happened. At precisely the wrong cultural moment to do this, some Creative Writer thought it might be funny for Santino’s cobra to get a bit handsy with the Divas. The Cobra fondled their necks. It was weird and so inadvertently problematic.

Either that, or it is apparently funny for Torrie and Alicia to fancy a sock puppet.

Santino Marella’s Cobra is cancelled.

Santina must condemn.