20 Reasons Why WWE Fastlane 2019 Was An Absolute Mess

20. Is Shane Okay?

Shane McMahon is a hilarious professional wrestler.

Not just because his pitter-patter potato punches are legitimately the worst in wrestling (they look fake and hurt people), or because his 'Hardest Man Alive' shtick is wrestling's most mismatched character, but because the man is beyond gassed within a minute of the opening bell ringing.

Look at him: he's f*cked. It's incredible.

Last night's bout with The Usos wasn't as hilarious as the Royal Rumble, when Shane literally held his shirt down to prevent Cesaro's swing from exposing his gut. Still, he was bright red for the duration. This works when he's selling, as his real-life exhaustion plays into defensive periods, but it looks ridiculous when he's on offence.

Yes, there are reasons for the 49-year-old's declining state, but bore off and let us poke fun at an entitled billionaire's son, dweebs.