20 Reasons Why WWE Superstar Shake-Up 2019 Was An Absolute Mess

20. The Feud MUST Continue!

Shane McMahon and The Miz's WrestleMania brawl was a shambles. It was exactly the kind of thing that this column was devised to cover, with its perfect cacophony of bullsh*t combining to create one of the best so-bad-it's-good matches this company has produced in years. For the love God, Shane spent a minute adjusting George Mizanin's boxing stance... and he won by getting suplexed off of a very high thing. It was mental.

The good/bad (delete as appropriate) news is that the Banter Era's foremost banter feud continued in Raw's first segment. Miz was unveiled as Raw's first Shake-Up acquisition and ambushed 'The Best In The World' from behind, getting himself bloodied in the inevitable Shane fightback, but ultimately standing tall to close.

Remember when WrestleMania was the point at which all ongoing WWE storylines concluded? Shane and Miz apparently don't. Here's to another trainwreck pay-per-view match or two, culminating in Big George nutting Shane with his "potato face."