There are no words to describe this. Okay, there are some words: Hulk Hogan singing children's nursery rhymes in English for a Japanese commercial advertising air conditioners. Do you feel enlightened yet? No? The only reason this isn't ranked higher is because it's not a terribly uncommonly known fact that American celebrities will often do television commercials that they wouldn't normally touch (well, Hulk might) in their home country for reportedly obscene amounts of cash. But now, thanks to the miracle of the internet, their shame is on display for all to see, no matter what part of the world they reside in.