20 WTF Moments From TNA Impact (Oct 14)

By Jack Pooley /

7. Eli Drake's Hilarious Promo

As JB interviews the "Future 4" group of the World Title Series, Eli Drake complains that he's been sat with such mediocre talent, joking that he's in a group with Paulie Peacock (Jessie Godderz), Ronald McDonald (Crimson) and "a guy who desperately wants to be my friend, some guy named Michael" (Micah). JB then asks Drake to elaborate on any feuds that might be brought out during the matches and he says, "Micah's staring a hole in me like I took his lunch, but I think he's totally nuts. I've never heard of him." Please, TNA, give this guy more time to cut promos.