23 WTF Moments From Last Night's WWE SmackDown (Sept 20)
18. It's John O'Clock Motherf*****s!
This week's WTF Moments article for SmackDown Live is an article of firsts. After giving you the first WTF Moment in the intro to this piece for the first time in WTF Moment article history - please click back if you missed it - you have your run down of the John O'Clock moments from this week's show after the first click of your mouse.
Premature John O'Clock! It's the best type of John O'Clock, believe me. Here we go:
The first John O'Clock moment arrived when said that Becky Lynch was the number one draft pick for SmackDown Live. Yes, we're getting off on a pernickety foot here.
Come on now... John blocked me on Twitter without direct provocation, what do you expect?
Of course, we all know that Dean Ambrose was SmackDown Live's first overall draft pick, while Becky Lynch was the first female selection.
Details, John. Details.
The second John O'Clock moment arrived when John claimed that Jason Jordan was in the midst of a Gilligan's Island situation because he was all alone after the injury to Chad Gable's knee.
Does John not know that there was more than just Gilligan on that island? You had the Captain, the millionaire, the millionaire's wife... LOADS OF PEOPLE!
I know this and I wasn't even alive when it was on television!
Then, we have the moment when JBL said yet another WWE Championship's name incorrectly, which means that moments like this will no longer be appearing in these articles. He does it far too often now that it can't be considered a WTF Moment any longer.
When he finally calls the WWE SmackDown Live Tag Team Championships by their proper title though, instead of calling them the Tag Team SmackDown titles... I'll be in there like swimwear!
John then claimed that the reason Baron Corbin is called The Lone Wolf is because he beats up people... not because he doesn't like people and is a bit of a loner that believes he doesn't need the help of others the reach the top of the WWE mountain.
Did John not watch those WWE NXT 24 specials on the Network way back when?
"Eccentric? He doesn't have a lick of sense!"
John, just because two words sound similar doesn't mean they mean the same thing... stupid idiot!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis! Five John O'Clock moments on this week's show!
lovely.