25 Reasons Why WWE Hell In A Cell 2019 Was An Absolute Mess

8. "Impale"

There's a lot to unpack with Hell In A Cell's main event, which really was an all-time turkey of a bout, but how about Dio Maddin claiming The Fiend was trying to "impale" Seth Rollins with his oversized mallet?

IMPALE him with a mallet? A blunt, wooden mallet? That'd take some doing.

"Squash," maybe?

"Compress?"

"Crush"

Anything but "impale." Can't wait to see Bray Wyatt stab ol' Seth with a trash can on Raw!