27 WTF Moments From TNA Impact (August 12)

By Jack Pooley /

13. Tyrus Has "I'm A Glorious Unicorn Of Swoll" Written On His Attire

When Ethan Carter III came out to the ring, it was pretty damn tough to pay any attention to what he was saying, because his bodyguard Tyrus sported some of the most brilliantly ridiculous wrestling attire you're ever likely to see, and the camera focused in on it. A lot. His singlet featured a cartoon drawing of a man-unicorn hybrid holding two machine guns along with the text "I'm a glorious unicorn of swoll!" Even ignoring the debate over how swoll/swole should actually be spelled, there are just so many questions. Above all else, though, it's sure to get Tyrus noticed even when he's doing generic grunt work like this.