4 Ups & 7 Downs From NXT Spring Breakin'
3. A Masturbation Joke?
Remember how Brooks Jensen was jumped last week by Von Wagner, but Josh Briggs thought it was Legado del Fantasma?
Well, a full week later, it looked like he finally got around to getting his hand checked out, and a doctor determined that it would need to be in a cast. Normally, that would take 10-12 weeks, but because of the strong muscles in his right hand/wrist/forearm, it would only be six weeks.
But the doctor wanted to know: How was Brooks’ right hand so much stronger than his left? Well, you see, because Jensen is a virgin, he clearly has been pleasuring himself a lot, which explains everything. It’s funny you guys! Masturbation is hilarious!
Just a reminder that this show is written by ancient, out-of-touch men for pre-pubescent teens, and watched by 60-year-old men. Just ridiculous.