5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Dec 21)

5. LOL, That F*cking Natalya Vs. Ruby Riott Match

At TLC, Natalya sought to avenge the disrespect shown to her deceased father in a Tables match against Ruby Riott.

Ruby, in an attempt to get into the mind of the most fragile and hysterical performer on the roster (!), had broken a pair of Jim Neidhart's "sunglasses" before printing out a picture of him and superglueing it to a table.

On the show itself, Natalya was in no mood to cry. She was in the mood to slap the sh*t out of her tormentor, which she did. A nanosecond later, after saying "You wanna mess with my family, bitch?" and slapping Ruby full force in the face, Natalya immediately checked on the welfare of her opponent. This was the most badass thing she's ever done, and she apologised for it, in the most Canadian thing she's ever done.

Ruby then assumed control. "I want you to look at him, Nattie. He's ashamed of you, Nattie," Ruby said, as she pressed Natalya up against the table before sliding the table with Jim Neidhart's f*cking picture on it into the ring. Refusing to get put through it, because that would represent the most disrespectful desecration ever, Nattie instead ensnared Ruby Riott in the Sharpshooter and made Ruby look at him.

"Look at him! Look at him while I do his more successful old partner's move!"

This, for f*ck's sake, solidified his legacy as Bret Hart's less successful old partner. She could have at least bitten Ruby on the face before apologising for chipping her own teeth. What she did do was produce a table with Ruby's face on it, and put her through it while wearing Jim's old jacket, bloody hell. If she'd worn a goatee wig, it wouldn't have looked any dafter.

Thank you, Vince McMahon, for this wonderful farce. You are an insane, nasty old f*cker, and sometimes that's funny.