5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Feb 15)

3. WWE Books, And Then Promptly Cancels, Dean Ambrose Vs. Nia Jax

Is this whole Dean Ambrose-leaving-WWE thing all a big work, as the conspiracy theory goes? Is he in fact a WWE mole that is headed to AEW to destroy it from within?

It is the only explanation behind his recent, bizarre, inconsistent booking. WWE is making him look so sh*tty that they can only be doing this to convince AEW that he is done with it all. It's just too elaborately f*ck-headed to not be a work at this point. Nia Jax messed him up on television, for f*ck's sake, and this weekend, before Mattel gave them a b*llocking, WWE had booked Nia Jax Vs. Dean Ambrose as an 'Inter-Gender Special Attraction'. Maybe this wasn't enough to convince us all that Ambrose wants out. Maybe WWE needed something else to put itself over as a complete joke.

And then, the masterstroke: WWE turned him babyface a couple of months after blaming Roman Reigns for contracting leukaemia.

Then again, if Ambrose were a WWE mole, Vince couldn't help himself but give him big massive spindly prop hands with extra thumbs, a plastic snout, and several worms and various other invertebrates to eat as he glibly no-sells an angry heel tirade with a bemused smirk.