5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Feb 8)

5. Priscilla Kelly’s Sloppy Gimmick Table

After sending the wrestling old school into a pearl-clutching meltdown on Twitter recently, Priscilla Kelly, colloquially known as the “tampon wrestler”, is now back. And she’s comin’ to, she’s comin’ to, she’s comin’ to puke! She’s gonna puke!

At the Ultimate Bar Brawl in Atlanta, Priscilla experimented further with bodily fluids. On this late night bar show held exclusively for adults, it’s not as if she pissed her pants, or anything disgusting like that. Instead, she vomited all over opponent Eli Everfly. “Kick his head off!” screamed her husband Darby Allin. She didn’t do this, but instead, and it bears repeating, vomited all over his face. You might deem this a desperate attempt to maintain social media buzz, but that’s pro wrestling in 2019 for you. Is vomiting all over a fellow professional’s face that much worse than, say, WWE jobbing Dean Ambrose out to Nia Jax before his imminent departure?

“That R-Truth YouTube clip did numbers.”

And at least this was the actual finish; in 2019, there are just two finishes that actually live up to the name: Kenny Omega’s One-Winged Angel, and Priscilla Kelly vomiting all over an opponent’s face.

This wasn’t so bad. It’s not as if she took a sh*t…took a picture of said sh*t…and then…sold it…for $5…